celebrity rumors

I don’t get it what is up with Halle and the nip slips?  I know everyone wants to call them wardrobe malfunctions, but come one people.  Wardrobe malfunction my furry ass. The way this thing was design, it has celebrity rumors fodder written all over it. This is a total exposure boob bomb.

Whether you have naturally great tits, or had a really great boob job it truly is irrelevant to most of us.  Honestly all of these celebs that flash us bits of skin should come out and say to the public skin is no big deal.  They should also be forced into advocacy for all sorts of physical and social equalization.  Every time Halley, Miley or Lilo flashes us a little nipple rather intentional or not they should be forced to face down these wanna be preachers masking themselves as politicians who think skin is the root of all evil.

K-Fed, also known as Kevin Federline and formerly known as Mr Britney Spears, is now dating volleyball hottie Victoria Prince.  At twice Brit’s size and half her crazy this might be a good move for him and the kids.  As someone with money and something to lose, he should remember what happens when someone most of america has never heard of starts dating and maybe marries that money.  Do I speak of irony today?

According to the Post Chronicle Brian Giles is in trouble.

Padres outfielder Brian Giles is in a load of trouble after being sued $10 million by former girlfriend who he apparently beat and battered. According to reports his former girlfriend, Cheri Olvera, claims that Giles beatings resulted in a miscarriage while she was pregnant. Cheri Olvera alleges that they had a very abusive relationship and her reasons for staying with him was because he supported her.

I will never get this. Oh, I understand the frustration and the desire to just beat the shit out of someone, but the lack of control that makes men feel the need to slap around girls is just pathetic. I also will never understand how the justice system can make awards that are in such disparagingly large amounts compared when celebs are involved to what normally is placed on actions. If Brian Giles beating of Cheri Olvera is worth $10M then when Joe The Plumber smacks around Tina the Nagging Bitch he should be slapped with the same sort of penalties. I know the theory is because Brian Giles is a celeb with lots of money he should have to cough up a lot of money, but I still don’t think we should treat Cheri Olvera any different than Trina from the Trailer Park. If Cheri Olvera who chased after big money is awarded a huge settlement she should have to give ninety-five percent of it to a fund for battered and abused women and children.